Dialog WiMax prices

I've received below mail from one of my friend.
"Hi All,

As you know Dialog is planning to commence WiMax Broadband Internet in Colombo and suburbs. I have received the pricing and they seem to be very competitive with ADSL pricings. If any of you are interested in WiMax for your homes, here is the price list.

Contact Chaminda on 077 - 7334273 if anybody is interested."

Aging

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,
"SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?" WELL......YOU' LL LOVE THIS ONE!

I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT
I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN ?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY
TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE..
HMMM........ .OR COULD HE???

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH,
I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

"YES. YES, I DID. I HAD A MUSTANG." HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, "IN 1956. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

"YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED S-O-B ASKED,
"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"

Udurawana

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Udurawana : 13^th October

Which year?
Udurawana : EVERY YEAR

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Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?

Wife: No! Why?

Udurawana : In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Udurawana "Any great man born in this village???"
Udurawana : no sir, only small Babies!!!

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In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi"
So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher , but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

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Udurawana was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk.

Suddenly Udurawana said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.

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On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.

Why???

A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

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When Udurawana was traveling with his wife in a three wheeler , the driver adjusted mirror.

Udurawana shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.

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Interviewer: just imagine your in 3^rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Udurawana : its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!